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Planet of Internet: Because web browsing was getting too easy

Planet of the Internet
If you grew up reading William Gibson novels or bad science fiction movies based on William Gibsonesque novels, we can see how you'd be a bit disappointed by today's internet. Instead of "jacking in" to a virtual world where you can access data by walking around and entering buildings, you have to sit in front of a computer and type away on a keyboard to access your bank records, office documents, and time-wasters.

Planet of the Internet aims to make the internet a bit more like that virtual world we've all been waiting for. And it does a really horrible job of it.

The concept is straightforward enough. Anyone can sign up for a free account that lets them wander around a virtual map and peek in houses and office buildings. Individuals can purchase a house and create a profile with links to their web page, blog, or other sites. Companies can purchase larger buildings that act as virtual billboards. Except that billboards are only useful if you put them somewhere that people will find them. And since it's pretty hard to tell one building from another and all the streets look the same, good luck with that.

Not only is Planet of the Internet ugly, but the site design is a bit too simple for our tastes. It took us a while to figure out how to navigate the map because we kept trying to drag and drop it until we noticed the scrollbars on the side of our window. How quaint.

We suppose if someone could raise a million dollars selling pixels on his homepage, Planet of the Internet could make a few bucks. But while the site might work as an ugly advertising platform, we're a bit skeptical of the company's claims that the site is "poised to completely change how people surf the Web." Because as much as we'd like to have a direct connection to the internet on a computer chip in our brains, this kind of virtual world just doesn't make any sense.

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Forumwarz - a potentially offensive time waster

I pwn UAfter spending the better part of an hour on Forumwarz I still can't decide if it's just sick or if it's kind of fun. It's a bit like a car wreck on the highway. I know I shouldn't be looking but I can't quite turn away.

It's sick, it's twisted, it's the internet on it's worst level and darn it, it's kind of fun. At least for a little while.

Forumwarz is a parody role-playing game that takes place on the internet - or at least the Forumwarz version of it. Your goal is to complete missions that are given to you through a mock up of GoogleTalk called Sentrillion.

Your first "friend" is ShallowEsophagus who begins giving you missions to pwn various forums by being a troll. Depending on the character type you are assigned at start up, you have tools like drooling on the keyboard or bashing your head on the keyboard that you can use to destroy forum threads and eventually, pwn a forum.

Future missions involve buying illegal software from the Russians, pwning more difficult forums and other internet oddness.

Completing missions gives you cash, called Flezz in game, and items that you can pawn or use in other missions. The game is NOT for those easily offended. It's crass, coarse and there are frequent f-bombs in the fake chat sessions.

This is also a game for a more mature audience as it requires you to shop at the Drugs R Fun store to get various concoctions to improve your playing, engage in certain cyber activities to get more Flezz and just generally use a more adult perspective.

If you can get past that, here are the more enjoyable and time-wasting aspects.

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