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Man accused of propositioning his own daughter on Facebook

A Pennsylvania man who hadn't seen his daughter in 10 years thought it would be a good idea to look her up on Facebook and get in touch. Apparently, that's not all he had in mind, because he allegedly propositioned her for sex via messages on the social network. He clearly hadn't been tuning in to To Catch a Predator, because he showed up to meet her at an agreed-upon location, where the Philadelphia police were waiting there for him.

The details of the messages the man sent his daughter are even creepier. He reportedly called himself "Bad Daddy," and wrote that "not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures." Even reading that in a news report gives me the creeps. If there's anything positive about what happened here, it's that a 13-year-old was brave enough to tell her mother and the police about a disturbing and inappropriate situation.

[via Switched]

Filed under: Fun, Internet

MakeMeBabies.com, or why I will never sleep with Antonio Banderas

Antonio and I have ugly spawnI remember being a little girl, and watching my friends fuss about what their babies would like if they married George Michael, or Michael Jackson (so I am not only carbon-dating myself, but I'm also showing how naive my friends and I were). Oh, c'mon, I never fussed about these things. I was too busy playing with the Commodore PET.

The Commodore PET could only dream of doing the things modern computers (or little girls) do. Today, its dreams have come true with the introduction of (cough) MakeMeBabies.com. Okay, this site is for entertainment purposes only. The resulting child of any of these unions, holy, unholy, or otherwise, may not be true to life. Yet all of us here at Download Squad are wasting way too much time spreading our genes throughout Hollywood.

They'll thank us later, for sure.

The results of our fooling around (hate the game, not the playaz, guys) produced some interesting (if extremely disturbing) results. My (real life) husband and I had a blonde child that was much too good looking to have come from either of us. Never mind that neither of us are blonde. Antonio Banderas and I produced a child that had some serious facial issues. Interestingly enough, fellow Download Squad lady bloggers (why aren't the guy Squadders doing this too?) seemed to have children with similar facial issues. Actually, we all seemed to have the same child with Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Antonio Banderas.

So what do you all think? One trick algorithm putting similar features on generic children's heads? Or is it a deeper conspiracy? Do all the guys in Hollywood have the same genetic structure? Are they all inbred? Or maybe... Maybe it's all of us here at Download Squad. We'll never tell.

[via Jay Martinez.com]

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