Cornify: ruin any website, unicorn-and-rainbow style

Rewind. Yes, Cornify is kind of fun. I like it for the same reason people pay actual money to own a Staples EasyButton. Sure, it's corny, but you can just hit the thing as hard as you want when you get angry, and it's a great way to blow off steam. Cornify is even better, though, because instead of hitting a button, you can hit the website that made you mad in the first place. Hit it with unicorns. Once you've calmed down, you can reload the page to de-Cornify it and move on with your life.
So, just how good at time waster games are you? Think you've got the stuff? Well, The World's Hardest Game 2.0 doesn't think you do.
Yes, amazingly, it's possible to have a sequel to a game called "The World's Hardest Game". It doesn't seem logically possible, since if the first one was actually the world's hardest, how could another one come along and share the moniker? It made me doubt the name in the first place. That is, until I tried the game.
The mechanics of the game are very simple. You are a small red square, ...
