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Cat cleared of illegal porn charges

File this one under "LOLcats in real life." A Florida man accused of downloading over 1,000 illegal child porn images tried to lay the blame on his cat. Allegedly, the cat would jump on his owner's keyboard, and the offending images would just appear. The cat had the last laugh, though, as police have now ruled him out as a suspect.

After failing to win the cops over with his implausible tale, the man faces 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He's now being held on $250,000 bail as he awaits trial. Meanwhile, the cat is staying with relatives. Presumably, no illegal photos have appeared on their computers, but I'm sure they're keeping a close eye on the suspicious feline.

Filed under: Fun, Games, Time-Wasters, Web

Kitty needs to eat, dodge human feet in Time4Cat - Time Waster


The goal in Time4Cat is to guide your kitty around the crosswalk and snack on falling food while avoiding pedestrians.

Just like in real life, it's all good fun until someone steps on the cat.

Nice green ladies move comparatively slowly, while purple men rush past with little regard for your feline. Trickier still, the speed of their gait is directly related to how fast you're moving. Zip around the crosswalk, and a blur of hurried pedestrian traffic ensues. Move more slowly, and everyone else does, too. Stop, and they stop.

You'll need to do the occasional zigzag to get someone to walk away from that slice of pizza they're standing on.

Cat isn't totally defenseless. Every now and then you'll see a glowing white orb appear. Grab them, as they give you the power to throw a telekinetic sphere around yourself that repels nearby people.

Filed under: Fun, Internet, Photo, Social Software

Soft, cuddly and catnip all get stroked into MyCatSpace

Soft, cuddly and catnip all get stroked into MyCatSpaceCats might not be able to sign up for Facebook or Myspace accounts, but they can sure get onto MyCatSpace.

Think of this as a place for extreme cat addicts who just don't know what else to do with their time. MyCatSpace is a special online community set up for cats. This MySpace for cats, accepts them all, from purebreds, to fat, skinny, or small cats. Cat users can set up a photo album, kitty blog, and comment on other spaces. Has the social network age gone too far with this one? Oh yes!

Oh, and for the dog lovers, check out MyDogSpace.

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So, just how good at time waster games are you? Think you've got the stuff? Well, The World's Hardest Game 2.0 doesn't think you do. Yes, amazingly, it's possible to have a sequel to a game called "The World's Hardest Game". It doesn't seem logically possible, since if the first one was actually the world's hardest, how could another one come along and share the moniker? It made me doubt the name in the first place. That is, until I tried the game. The mechanics of the game are very simple. You are a small red square, ...

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