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Breaking: iPhone users 300% more likely to Tweet after sexy parties
I'll just put into words what you're all thinking: what a big frackin' surprise. Apple users more vapid and self-centered than other-brand gadgeteers? Say it ain't so!
In fact, stereotypical Apple users are a classic example of modern-day 'Napoleon complex' (or 'short man syndrome' as you might know it by). Their gadgets -- their white, creamy, curvy, brushed-aluminium gadgets -- are compensating for something else. In this case, a lackluster sex life: 'Yeh, totally jst gve her some juice, lol.'
Anyway, moving on, back to the news rather than what we already know. This new report from Retrevo finds that 36% of all under-35 year olds update their Facebook wall or Twitter accounts post-coitally. Perhaps unsurprisingly, men are twice as likely as women to take part in this godawful practice.
I guess we should just be grateful that the report focused on what happens after rather than during... After all, we know someone paid to have the Passion app rate their performance between the sheets.
[via CNet]
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Butters said 2:28PM on 10-21-2009
Wow, 3 to 1, that's about the same ratio of personal iPhone users to personal blackberry users. Funny that! Math works.
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Jonathan Harford said 3:31PM on 10-21-2009
You seem to be misunderstanding the article. "1 in 3 sexy tweets are from information-Phone users" is not the same statistic as "information-Phone users are three times more likely to Tweet sexily".
pinoytutorial said 12:33PM on 10-27-2009
Not sure if they targeted the right people and have enough samples. Sometimes, statistics like this are based on previous reports which can really affect the overall outcome.
How can you really tell if a person is like this via his/her tweeting habits or his/her choice of mobile phones? Totally ridiculous.
Perhaps they should focus on thinking something else like these German students who built an iPhone controlled car!
http://pinoytutorial.com/techtorial/idriver-for-iphone-to-control-car-remotely/
NyaR said 4:11PM on 10-21-2009
yea, well, my only friend with an iPhone gets laid 3 times a week on avg by different women so throw that in the mix of statistics
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Sebastian Anthony said 4:07PM on 10-21-2009
I guess it's the same thing as having some Porsche or Mercedes keys on the bar-top... Damn women.
NyaR said 4:11PM on 10-21-2009
His porsche may be an influencing factor as well
Tron said 4:00PM on 10-21-2009
Wow, this site is getting worse by the day.
"Apple users [are] more vapid and self-centered than other-brand gadgeteers." Apple users? Not to stand in the way of your sweeping stereotype, but almost everyone I know who has an iPhone is a self-described "PC User."
Since the writers of this blog seem to like to push FUD buttons, here's another equally possible (similarly ridiculous) interpretation of the same statistic:
Blackberry owners are so embarrassed by their lack of ability to satisfy their partners that they are 3x less likely to tweet about their experience post-sex.
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Sebastian Anthony said 4:11PM on 10-21-2009
The iPhone is an Apple product you know...
In fact, isn't it the most popular/best selling Apple product on the market?
The iPhone is as much a part of the 'Apple lifestyle' as a Macbook or desktop machine :)
Grant Robertson said 5:10PM on 10-21-2009
"Wow, this site is getting worse by the day."
Thanks for noticing, we've really been trying to suck more lately. I'll take this as an early sign that our Q4 "Replace quality with total crap" initiative is paying dividends. Hiring Sebastian was a big part of that mission. :)
See Seb, isn't this job a blast? I mean, *plenty* of people hated me before I became a tech blogger -- but for sheer economy of effort -- there is nothing like tech blogging for adding to the list of people who'd rather you catch fire so they have an excuse to spit on you.
Shunnabunich said 6:02PM on 10-21-2009
"...we've really been trying to suck more lately. I'll take this as an early sign that our Q4 "Replace quality with total crap" initiative is paying dividends. Hiring Sebastian was a big part of that mission."
You only think you're kidding, Grant. Besides, with your experience, you should be able to tell the difference between tech blogging, of which there's plenty on this site, and the vacuous display of juvenile trolling that makes up this "article".
Am I ever glad I took a pass on the offer to write here.
Sebastian Anthony said 6:40PM on 10-21-2009
I apologise if you found my commentary juvenile.
I'm surprised you are taking news including iPhones, sex and Twitter so seriously.
(I think this is the bit where you go on about the problem being endemic and stuff.)
Mason said 4:46PM on 10-21-2009
This statistic also has to do with the most common contexts for a Blackberry vs. an iPhone. Blackberries are still the staple smart phone for enterprise use and corporations deploy them en masse. While iPhone is slowly being adopted for enterprise use, it is most popular for its playful "street" image, just like the iPod.
The under-35er with an iPhone for personal use would feel much more comfortable uploading their sexual experiences versus an under-35er who has their company owned Blackberry on the nightstand. The two devices are perceived in completely different ways by their users.
This article was horribly written. Whether it was sarcasm or not, it's these rare nuggets of awful that skew the image of this blog.
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alahmnat said 5:11PM on 10-21-2009
What a horribly derogatory article. Were you trying to make your point in the douchiest way possible, or was that just a convenient side-effect?
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Sebastian Anthony said 5:41PM on 10-21-2009
I wasn't derogatory! It's good news -- for iPhone users, because it obviously shows that gadgets are finally moving from the 'oooh, cool!' status to the 'oooh, your place or mine?' -- AND good news for everyone else because they know now that a person's choice of communication device is a telltale sign of someone's penchant for kissing and telling.
Butters said 6:16PM on 10-21-2009
@Sebastian Anthony
The problem is you twisted the numbers to target iPhone users, whether positively or negatively. It is a sign of the slow decline of this site where vapid or sensational headlines are preferred over substance because it rakes in more comments and page views.
Sebastian Anthony said 6:38PM on 10-21-2009
I agree, the point of view is obviously biased.
But the point of this entry was to draw your attention to the original report, which I thought people might find interesting. I hope I was successful in doing so.
Obviously the report isn't all that scientific, but I'm sure more-serious and quantifiable data will follow!
Dorg said 6:44PM on 10-21-2009
Thank you! Geeze, someone has to say this stuff, right?
And wow, you readers are taking this way too seriously, analyzing the numbers and whanot.
Also, if you want to defend yourself by saying the iPhone is used by people who "get laid by 3 different women each week" I think you're only proving the original point of the article. And why are you so familiar with your friend's "average" number of sexual encounters per week? That's some data that shouldn't be available to you...
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According to a report by Retrevo, one in three people under thirty-five are likely to tweet or use facebook after sex. Of that group, iPhone users are three times more likely to do so than those with blackberries. Oddly - or not so oddly depending on your viewpoint - men are twice as likely as women to take part in this godawful practice.
I guess we should just be grateful that the report focused on what happens after rather than during... but I bet some iPhoners do that too.
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Seriously, the "article" was 2/5 content and 3/5 iPhone user bashing. WTF? I come to DLS because it's supposed to be informative. This drivel is not. And Grant, being a dick to your readers when they call you out for being a dick? Really? REALLY? Why would an advertiser pay for ads on this site - and therefore, I assume, your salary - when you drive away the eyeballs by being an ass?
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