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Fugly Friday: Cybertown
I remember stumbling into Cybertown around the turn of this century and being plenty impressed. Back then, before Shockwave got all 3D and around the time of RealPlayer G2's enhanced multimedia capabilities, this was neat stuff. Now, sadly, CyberTown is pretty much a Cyber-GhostTown.
No one but the resident chat bot appeared while I was online, and the markets, parks and cities were devoid of anything but a futuristic, bleak landscape. Pretty much what Caprica looked like after the Cylons were done bombing it to oblivion. Except with references to RealPlayer G2 (I kid you not).
Now, of course, even without any human meatbags occupying the place, it is rather sad. The graphics haven't improved in years, despite the new owners' insistence upon pending upgrades. The Blaxxun plug-in (not Mac or Linux compatible) is an older version as well, which doesn't say much for those upgrades. Adding insult to injury, the site owners now charge $5 a month for the privilege of walking through this virtual ghost town. Does it get sadder? Yeah, it kind of does. Check the gallery.
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OneTheyCallGSK said 10:28PM on 9-11-2009
Active Worlds isn't much better. Their site has been the exact same since 2001, give or take a few miscellaneous details.
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Crome TysnomiGnu32 said 6:30AM on 10-17-2009
Same can be said for the VR environment itself.
Brianna said 4:25PM on 9-23-2009
This makes me so sad! I started cybertown in '99, and gave it up when they started wanting a monthly fee. These are the same graphics from 10 years ago, and even the same blaxxun contact download from 10 years ago. You would think they could update from the revenues of the monthly fee (back when everyone was still on, that is). Runescape manages to do so.
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