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Can the internet predict the Democratic nominee for President?

Decisions, decisions.

Presidential elections are tough. It's a long process fraught with uncertainty, pitfalls and heartbreak; just ask Ross Perot. In this last push towards the Democratic convention, and with a race that many are saying is too close to call, we figured it was perfect time to put some crowdsourcing to work and see how accurate it might be.

So, what do the Interwebs tell us about Tuesday's primary to end all primaries? Frankly, a lot. The first place we decided to hit on our prognostication panoply pursuit was prediction purveyor Intrade.

Intrade is like the stock market, only instead of trading shares of companies, participants trade shares of the future. (cue ominous music here) Intrade shares trade between 0 and 100 points, with 100 representing perceived certainty and 0 representing "totally not gonna happen, no way, no how." The idea is to have people put money where their mouth is, buying and selling a chunk of the future. The difference between the outcome (100 or 0) and your purchase point is the spread, the amount of money you walk away with if you're right -- or lose if you're wrong.



The pundits will tell you that in order for Hillary to stay alive, she must win two crucial states, Texas and Ohio. According to Intrade, she's got a pretty fair shot of winning Ohio. Texas on the other hand isn't looking so hot. With Intrade reporting a 71% chance of Obama taking the Texas primary, "the market" seems to have spoken in respect to how Tuesday will shake out.



Overall, Intrade users seem pretty confident that Barack will take home the nomination. Shares in Hillary's chance have tanked in recent trading, with a resulting spike in Obama contracts. Currently Intrade gives an 86 percent chance of an Obama win.



How accurate is this Intrade thing? -- you're probably asking yourself. It's certainly not 100% but, as far as political predictions go, it's pretty solid. In the lead up to Super Tuesday when all the major news organizations were back and forth over Romney vs. McCain in Florida, Romney shares tanked two days before the polls opened. When the smoke cleared, McCain won, Romney lost and the iron haired Reagan-a-like took his lumps and dropped out of the race.

Memes on teh intarwebs

Elekshun cat sez the memes pointz toes Obamuh. Memes and the internet go hand in hand, and election season is ample fuel for the fire. We've noticed a distinct trend of our own over the last several weeks. Every Obama meme we've seen is positive, while the Hillary memes are mostly negative. Take these, for example.



We'd prefer not to get into whether this Flickr image is offensive -- a random sampling among members of my house hold got mixed reviews, some hated it while others really hated it. We'll let the image stand on it's own merit, or lack thereof. There's plenty more meme-a-licious election stuff to go around.

Hillary is Mom Jeans




A few of these have cropped up over recent weeks. There's Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle, Hillary Clintion is Mom Jeans, along with "new bicycle" versions for McCain and Hillary. You can deduct points for the "new bicycle" group, as they don't allow public contributions.

Hillary Clinton is Mom Jeans does allow you to add phrases, and again the collective will of the Internet generation just doesn't find Hillary very cool. She didn't listen to your mixtape, she wants you to make a quick change to that PDF, and she even loves that James Blunt song.

Personally I find Justin Long far more irritating than Obama.

Need more? Of course you do. These are highly subjective -- and entertaining. While Obama has great YouTube fan videos like Will.I.Am's "Yes We Can", and has even been edited into an East Indian dancing rockstar in "Barack Obollywood". On the other hand, searching YouTube for positive Hillary videos is like looking for a decent meal in Nicole Ritche's kitchen, at best you come away with scraps. Go ahead, try it. The closest thing we could come up with was this little homage to Jack Nicholson's ego.

Enough with the funny business

Any roundup of Internet future-gazing couldn't be complete without Google Trends. We're afraid the trends aren't looking so good for the Hillary supporters either. After taking a beating in the future market, and being passed over for all manner of entertaining memes, she's also losing the search wars.

When we take a look at search statistics for Ohio and Texas and compare the two candidates, Obama is showing consistent strength among Google searchers.

Ohio


Texas


The Round-up. What does this all mean?

While looking at all these things is interesting, all bets are off once the polls open on Tuesday. No one can predict the future. The one thing we can predict? If you live in one of these hotly contested states, you're needed at the polls. The one thing that can change the future is you, using your vote and your voice to participate in the process.

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