After spending the better part of an hour on Forumwarz I still can't decide if it's just sick or if it's kind of fun. It's a bit like a car wreck on the highway. I know I shouldn't be looking but I can't quite turn away.
It's sick, it's twisted, it's the internet on it's worst level and darn it, it's kind of fun. At least for a little while.
Forumwarz is a parody role-playing game that takes place on the internet - or at least the Forumwarz version of it. Your goal is to complete missions that are given to you through a mock up of GoogleTalk called Sentrillion.
Your first "friend" is ShallowEsophagus who begins giving you missions to pwn various forums by being a troll. Depending on the character type you are assigned at start up, you have tools like drooling on the keyboard or bashing your head on the keyboard that you can use to destroy forum threads and eventually, pwn a forum.
Future missions involve buying illegal software from the Russians, pwning more difficult forums and other internet oddness.
Completing missions gives you cash, called Flezz in game, and items that you can pawn or use in other missions. The game is NOT for those easily offended. It's crass, coarse and there are frequent f-bombs in the fake chat sessions.
This is also a game for a more mature audience as it requires you to shop at the Drugs R Fun store to get various concoctions to improve your playing, engage in certain cyber activities to get more Flezz and just generally use a more adult perspective.
If you can get past that, here are the more enjoyable and time-wasting aspects.
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by Grant Robertson Jun 25th 2007
Here's a neat trick for those of you with a paranoid need to lock down your workstation on a regular basis. Sure, you could hit Ctrl-Alt-Del and click "Lock Workstation" but, that's a multi-keystroke + mouse kind of operation. Hackaback writes with a better and quicker way. 
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rothgar said 3:33PM on 6-25-2007
was Win+L really that hard?
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crow said 3:35PM on 6-25-2007
@rothgar: I was on the brink to write the very same comment, but you beat me! :D
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Woody said 4:06PM on 6-25-2007
3rd'd
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Tristan said 4:32PM on 6-25-2007
4th.
I think it's easier to just hit Win+L than have to get to the icon and then double click
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polyphony said 4:40PM on 6-25-2007
How to make easy things hard. It remembers me when I saw in the daily wtf a program to execute things in console by moving the mouse to click "Start" and then "Execute". There is a function to do it by code.
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Sam said 4:44PM on 6-25-2007
4th'd. Really. With sorry ass KB's (old laptops) with no Win key, though, you can still go C+A+D and Enter.Using your mouse to minimize to desktop (Remember, no Win key) and then clicking on the shortcut would take more time. Unless you put it on your quick launch. But really, C+A+D+Enter.
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RP said 7:14PM on 6-25-2007
Although Win-L doesn't work on Win2000, if anyone still runs that.
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Dan Warne said 8:04PM on 6-25-2007
Or.... you could press Windows Key + L :-)
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Colin said 12:29AM on 6-26-2007
@Everyone else:
You all beat me to Win-L, damnit!
This article *does* have some uses though. At work, I've created the aforementioned shortcut and set it as a Scheduled Task; set it to run when your computer has been idle for five minutes, and it will auto-lock. (I suppose this can be done with the screen saver panel, but I have my screen saver disabled.)
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Taomyn said 4:10AM on 6-26-2007
Slow news day eh!
I expect this sort of lame article from idiots posting to Digg (not that I dislike Digg), but here?
As Hans Moleman would say: "you stole 2 minutes of my life"
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Chaval said 12:33PM on 6-26-2007
LOL!!!
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Monoto said 1:11PM on 6-26-2007
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Win+L. We get it. And for all us keyboard fanatics/mouse haters, Win+L works great. But there are those times when a clickable shortcut does just the trick.
I keep my shortcut in the Quick Launch toolbar so that I don't have to minimize everything to get to the Desktop. The shortcut also comes in handy when I'm using VNC to remotely connect to my PC so I can lock it when I'm done (Win+L typically locks the workstation I'm at, not the one I'm connected to).
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VitaminCM said 5:52PM on 6-26-2007
Must be an engineer. Overengineering something elegant that already existed.
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David said 6:16PM on 6-26-2007
I have extra keys (Web, Search, Mail, Calculator)along the top of my keyboard, and I remapped one of them to lock the workstation. One tap (without even looking) as I walk away, and the machine is locked. Most keyboards with these sorts of "extra" keys allow custom mapping through the software that comes with them.
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