Britney's estranged husband Kevin Federline (known to the thugged-out kids living down the street from you in the suburbs simply as "K-Fed") has released his own private label search engine which promises prizes to its users. Give up our search data for a K-Fed 8x10! Where do we sign-up?

The search engine is powered by Prodege, a company who appears to sell this schlock to many of the web-illiterate former somebody's populating Hollywood's D-List. Other notable celeb-powered searches include Andrew Dice Clay (wow, that's been a minute), Wynonna Judd, and Meatloaf. Oh Meatloaf, why don't you stick to minor roles in cult classic movies?

[via uneasysilence]