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What a Jerk.

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He must think that the Web 2.0 is the series of tubes coming out the back of the MySpace office building.

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Geez, everyone knows Web2.0 comes from that shiny table! :rolleyes:

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Youtube, Flikr, Photobucket? C'mon. Listing sites that save you bandwidth... Myspace is also responsible for Gmail, Digg and Delicious too, right?

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Myspace is web 2.0? Since when? Myspace is one of the most horribly designed sites on the internet. You can spend hours on there trying to find the simplest of things. Then again, I guess that work for them because the more time you waste trying to figure out how to upload a picture to your profile the more likely you are to click on an advertisement.

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Wow Mr. Chernin is pretty darn sure of himself.

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I think he's talking about folks using Flickr, etc. as the HOST for the crud they post on pages... Like all those "Image Bandwidth Exceeded" broken image links in comments, or the YouTube videos that crap out 30 secs. in... It's the MySpace effect or whatever, and there's a nugget of truth.

What's offensive is comparing MySpace's lackluster (being kind here) UI to the typical Web 2.0 company. Most "web 2.0" co's try to make things *easier*, whereas MySpace is only concerned with serving more Tru dating ads...

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Something tells me this guy doesn't know what web2.0 even means (photobucket certainly wasn't the last time i checked, and myspace definitely isn't)

/sigh

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You people are all nerds, get up, turn off the computers, and get a life you dorks. Go out hunting, or fishing, or hiking, or something. You geeks, you are pathetic.

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Youtube is one of the most popular video sharing sites on the net. A year ago, co-founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen were in between jobs, a pair of twentysomething geeks running up big credit card debts as they tooled around a garage trying to develop an easy way for people to share homemade videos on the Web.

Hurley says, "I do not want to work hard. I want to live a soft life. I want to sleep for three hours every afternoon and nine hours at night. I do not want to stay awake the whole day so that I can get a few 350 grand at the end of each month. I do not want my talents to be exploited by a ruthless employer. I am a lazy man. That is why I choose to live off the net. I am too lethargic to try and survive in the real world. That is why I did not bother to hold down a job though my credit card debt soared.

"On the net things are handed to me by Google. The idea of youtube came to me from a dinner party with a half-dozen friends in the greatest city in the world San Francisco. It was January, 2005, and we couldnt figure out a good solution. Sending the clips around by e-mail was a bust: The e-mails kept getting rejected because they were so big. Posting the videos online was a headache, too. So we created a site and put in basic software.

"What I and Steve came up with is a Web site, now called YouTube, that has become an Internet phenomenon. Show the honey and the bees will flock to it. We worked for about six hours each week in a garage like that Apple dude Steve Jobs for two months designing youtube. We had the idea to create a community around the video.

“Once that was done we knew that tons of millions of dollars would just flow into our laps after the Google buyour. We will not have to work hard. In the old economy you have to work really hard for a lousy promotion which might give you a few more grand if your employer is very generous. You have to get up early in the morning and run for a few 350 grand each month. On the net you can become rich without working hard.

"On the net once you have the idea you just sit at home and then magic will happen. That is exactly what happened at Paypal, Skype, MySpace, Facebook. The basic, simple to design software that I and Chen designed allows people to post almost anything they like on YouTube in minutes. People can jack off on porn. Now we are sitting at home retired early after the Google buyout. Content has been handed to us on a silver platter. We do not have to slog hard to create content like a poorly paid online journalist who makes a lousy 450k each year. We do not have to experience daily financial pressure
because our site does not get enough readers. We don’t have to worry about stress. We don’t have to worry about making a work life balance. It is easy for an Internet entrepreneur to enjoy life, as there is no concept called hard work in cyberspace. We are not under pressure to meet deadlines. We get up at ten in the morning and consider that to be hard work. We do not have to work for ten llllong years. That is the privilege of those in the old economy. they take the tube to go to work for a bum 350,000 dollar paycheck at the end of the month.

"We have it easy. The reason why we never held a job for more than a year was because we felt that a rope was attached to out necks. We would have had to stay chained in an office with four walls. It is such a pain to get up in the morning and run for the sake of a few 350 milli grand at the end of the month. The content that we offer is free. That is easy for us to that as we do not have to work to create it. Copyrighted work is there for our users to copy and paste as that is work which we have the right to copy. Other content
comes from common folk wanting to share stuff.

"Revenues will come from advertising. The net is a click and eyeballs business. Google understands this. All I had to do was make web users some crap. I had to keep it really, really simple and watch as the 400 million moronic teenagers flock to it. Forget about working hard for a a lousy 350 grand at the end of the month. That’s so old school.

“If you get the eyeballs you get the offer. You don’t have to be first, you just have to be simple and appeal to the web crowd. Then Google, the original ‘not first, but simple’ giant will write you a check. That’s the new business model. Figure out the next hot thing that you can make simple for the average web user (kids) and those two ugly dudes from Google Sergei Brin and Larry Page will send you a jet full of cash. It’s not about brains or talent or skill which I lack as I am a child of the Internet. It’s about timing and simplicity.

“The clicks come from youtube's millions of eyeballs that we have not worked for. It is unearned traffic. We do not have to sweat and bleed for it. That is the privilege of poorly paid online journalists. I do not have to worry about losing my job, as my content does not get enough page views. I do not have to take the initiative about my own life. I do not have to discipline myself. I do not have to worry about having a career. The millions of youtube.com visitors will ensure that this will never happen. I can simply focus on trying to build relationships with my tall, tough women friends in San Francisco. We hang out together. We work out together. We watch films together like Letters from Iwo Jima, Inland Empire, Pan’s Labyrinth, Volver, Notes On A Scandal, Crank, An Inconvenient Truth, the Queen, Little Miss Sunshine, Apocalypto, Dreamgirls, The Pursuit Of Happyness We sleep in the afternoon together."

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