After spending the better part of an hour on Forumwarz I still can't decide if it's just sick or if it's kind of fun. It's a bit like a car wreck on the highway. I know I shouldn't be looking but I can't quite turn away.
It's sick, it's twisted, it's the internet on it's worst level and darn it, it's kind of fun. At least for a little while.
Forumwarz is a parody role-playing game that takes place on the internet - or at least the Forumwarz version of it. Your goal is to complete missions that are given to you through a mock up of GoogleTalk called Sentrillion.
Your first "friend" is ShallowEsophagus who begins giving you missions to pwn various forums by being a troll. Depending on the character type you are assigned at start up, you have tools like drooling on the keyboard or bashing your head on the keyboard that you can use to destroy forum threads and eventually, pwn a forum.
Future missions involve buying illegal software from the Russians, pwning more difficult forums and other internet oddness.
Completing missions gives you cash, called Flezz in game, and items that you can pawn or use in other missions. The game is NOT for those easily offended. It's crass, coarse and there are frequent f-bombs in the fake chat sessions.
This is also a game for a more mature audience as it requires you to shop at the Drugs R Fun store to get various concoctions to improve your playing, engage in certain cyber activities to get more Flezz and just generally use a more adult perspective.
If you can get past that, here are the more enjoyable and time-wasting aspects.
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Blue_Chi said 8:41AM on 8-30-2006
I tried the Nokia Communicator version and it worked for MSN, it had no Google Talk features whatsoever. The UI was buggy as well, you had to guess which button did one to navigate through the menus, but it eventually worked and I managed to access and chat with people on my MSN list.
The website has 'Beta' all over it, but the program says that it is still in the alpha stage when you download it.
I hope that they add a voice feature where you can do Voip with your MSN and Google talk list from your phone, that'll be great.
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Jamesey said 11:00AM on 8-30-2006
Agile Messenger is good for mobile devices too
http://www.agilemobile.com/
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Jack said 1:55PM on 8-30-2006
I can't believe no one's pointed out the Engrish! Made me laugh...
"Did you already visited the Times square area?"
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