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Tele Hypnosis - Freaky Friday Find
by Victor Agreda, Jr. Mar 24th 2006 at 4:10PM
This is about the freakiest I've seen so
far. And I'm not going to debate whether this works or not either. Hypnosis is real, I can say that much. Whether or
not Tele Hypnosis (frames page, sorry) will actually hypnotize you
or anyone else... That, as usual, will depend. All that being said, be forewarned. I had to use up two of my allotted
20 uses (it's shareware limit) just configuring the thing. You'll have to find a pic of a person you wish to hypnotize
(because you can do this remotely it seems), and save that into the "photographies" folder. English is not
the developer's first language, as you will discover. Then you have to go into this little app called RIN, and divine
the "Radionic Index Number," based on staring at their photograph. Once you've done this, you're only a few
questions away from the message screen. When you are ready, you'll click on "BEGIN TRANSMISSION" and the
screen will flash between 2 colors, as you gaze upon the pic of the person you're trying to control. There is other
stuff on the screen, but I'll save the Find out what you can do with this after the jump.
What can you do with this? According to the instructions:
- Make a girl/boy love you passionately.
- Recover a broken friendship.
- Get the best out of your children, increase their memory and study capabilities, and make them study harder.
- Change the bad and dark sides of your children's or someone's personality.
- Influence your boss to get an raise of you monthly salary or a promotion within the business.
- Make someone do something.
- Reprogram your bad habits.
- Make someone stop molesting you.
- Maintain peace within the family or a job when problems come.
- Influence a job interviewer to hire you over the rest of candidates.
- Get minor magick results like a casted spell.
- Any situation where you need to influence someone....
That's powerful stuff! And I only tried the most basic version. The authors, Tifareth, make all kinds of spiritual pseudo-science software goodies. Try Ultra Spiritual Protection for relief from psychic attacks, or an Orgone Condensation Unit to "Transform your computer onto a source of orgone / etheric energy for other radionics devices or use it for empowerment of magick operations, visualization sessions, and techniques of remote influence and mind control." As for me, I'm going back to my X-Ray specs.
So, just how good at time waster games are you? Think you've got the stuff? Well, The World's Hardest Game 2.0 doesn't think you do.
Yes, amazingly, it's possible to have a sequel to a game called "The World's Hardest Game". It doesn't seem logically possible, since if the first one was actually the world's hardest, how could another one come along and share the moniker? It made me doubt the name in the first place. That is, until I tried the game.
The mechanics of the game are very simple. You are a small red square, ...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Tim said 7:58PM on 3-24-2006
I like that it says you don't really need the monitor to be on for it to work. They say it's just as effective when it's off. Handy.
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Seamus C. said 10:12PM on 3-25-2006
Hilarious. I cracked up the moment I clicked on "Begin Transmission". I stared at the ensuing madness for a couple minutes.
But seriously, hypnotism is no better than reflexology, feng shui or tarot cards. People who want to believe in it believe in it passionately but in the end it's just a bunch of people pretending something is happening that isn't. It's people agreeing to be fooled together. It's people taking advantage of each others' gullibility. Fun but not legit and not worth wasting money on.
But definitely worth a laugh. :)
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