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Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator, Today's Time Waster

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It's like a magic 8-ball possessed by the spirit of Dr. Phil. No, it's not really a game, but with the hectic weekend of last-minute shopping ahead of many people, I thought it would be appropriate to share a little wisdom, just to keep things in perspective. But you will find no wisdom here. Just a bunch of meaningless quotes randomly generated to sound like Dr. Philisms. Use it as family gathers 'round, especially when doling out advice to those black sheep in the group. Or use it to write witty sayings in your holiday cards... And don't forget, "You don't need endless supplies of avocados to headbutt a priest." Thank you, Dr. Phil.
 

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