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Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator, Today's Time Waster

It's like a magic 8-ball possessed by the spirit of Dr. Phil. No, it's not really a game, but with the hectic weekend of last-minute shopping ahead of many people, I thought it would be appropriate to share a little wisdom, just to keep things in perspective. But you will find no wisdom here. Just a bunch of meaningless quotes randomly generated to sound like Dr. Philisms. Use it as family gathers 'round, especially when doling out advice to those black sheep in the group. Or use it to write witty sayings in your holiday cards... And don't forget, "You don't need endless supplies of avocados to headbutt a priest." Thank you, Dr. Phil.
With Halloween fast approaching, it's a great time to get in some practice defending your territory against zombies. In Graveyard Shift, you take aim at zombies and other creepy-crawlies, blasting them into splatters of cartoony green guts. It's a casual first-person shooter, and it's very easy to get the hang of - use the mouse to aim, click to fire. Graveyard Shift has at least 15 levels, and it might even have some secret stages I haven't unlocked yet.
They key to getting good at Graveyard Shift is learning to use ...

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bob23 said 9:21PM on 12-16-2005
"You don't need to learn the bossa nova to pray I leave TV and never come back."
lol
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